Lots of blossom, Myrtle, Olive, in our garden. (But very few butterflies.) According to the know-alls, this was the warmest and driest June since 1940.
Hang on ...
That lovely June (you remember it?) when the dear little boats plied their summer trade in and out of Dunkirk ... When Herr Hitler met the French in a gracious old vintage railway carriage in a French woodland glade, to discuss Peace ...
So why was June 1940 so clement? Global Warming, of course ... we all know that ... dogma datum ... but what particular anthropogenic processes caused the Climate Change that June?
hitlersillegalwar, of course.
The Luftwaffe, of course!! Hermann Goring!!!
So, June 2023 ... why so warm ...
It's amazing, how well everything fits together! As it always does in all the best Conspiracy Theories!!