Poor old gentleman. "Palmist", indeed!
Does he ever visit "Pie-chiatrists"?
Has he got a Pew-donym"?
Were his electoral adventures monitored by Peff-ologists"?
Hardly any wonder that he has problems understanding the teaching of the Church about "Abortion"? Do you think he knows what "Abortion" is? Or does he confuse the female body with Polish soup?
Betcha, he's never read Wodehouse's Psmith ("the P is silent") books.
God bless, er, America.
Is his pset psarrot infected with Pitta-cosis??
Lock him up.