I enjoyed the report about the Catalan bishop who has run away with a 'sexologist' and is now employed by a firm which markets pig semen. (I trust the firm is kosher.) But I dismissed it as a crude Bergoglian attempt to destroy Eccles is saved by undercutting it. So I am relieved that Eccles (short for Ecclesiasticus?) has bounced back with a launch of the Arthur Roche for Pope campaign.
It has been suggested, I gather, that this could be the only really water-tight way of preventing him from succeeding Vin at Westminster.