9 May 2016

Suckers? (2)

"You must understand the brilliance of our strategy with Bergoglio. When he was elected, there was a real danger that he might do a great deal of what the Enemy calls 'good'". Screwtape's fine old eyes moved meditatively along the bound leather volumes of The Wisdom of Aleister Crowley in the Club Library. " He had a Latin American background; the risk was that he would develop the concepts of Liberation Theology and devote his Pontificate to the poor: both to the state of those economically poor and to those our Enemy calls the Anawim; the righteous Poor whose poverty results from their adherence to the Enemy's Law. The very moment after Bergoglio was elected Pope, his friend Cardinal Hummes ..."

Wormwood has gone so far as to open his mouth in order to share a tired witticism about Cardinals Hummous, Tzatziki, and Taramasalata. He saw the red gleam of hungry malevolence in his uncle's eye, and shut his mouth again.

" ... said to him 'Do not forget the poor.' That was the moment at which our Father Below summoned his War Cabinet to crisis session. You see, Gerhardt Mueller is, most unfortunately, an expert on Liberation Theology ... Bergoglio and Mueller in collaboration might have done immense damage to our cause ...

"Our Father Below asked each Cabinet Member in turn whom they had upon their list of patients who might be manipulated to avert this threatened catastrophe. Happily, I was able to offer him two of my own most reliable patients: Kasper and Marx. Together, we worked out the brilliant strategy whereby, instead of with the Poor, the gullible idiot's sympathies were engaged with the monied classes of the libertine North European and North American societies; instead of to the Righteous, faithful servants of the Enemy, Bergoglio's imaginative identification was secured to those who had formally and decisively rejected the Enemy's call to sexual continence by remarrying after divorce. He never even noticed the substitution!"

To continue.

3 comments:

John the Mad said...

If you, of all priests, are writing like this we are very near the edge of the abyss. Not that I disagree. It's just that I am appalled to be confirmed what others see as my contrarian views.

Grumpy Beggar said...

Fr. H :"Wormwood has gone so far as to open his mouth in order to share a tired witticism about Cardinals Hummous, Tzatziki, and Taramasalata. He saw the red gleam of hungry malevolence in his uncle's eye, and shut his mouth again."

Indeed Padre : One must not go about mentioning "Cardinals Hummous, Tzatziki, and Taramasalata". . . Those names are strictly tabbouleh

Ben Whitworth said...

I believe Their Eminences are involved in inter-religious dialogue with the Imam Bayildi.