Corporal Jones

As we continue to wonder how to react to the decision of the English General Synod to get rid of us, and what attitude to take now to our 'liberal' enemies, the TV listings reveal an evening of vintage episodes of Dad's Army. I shall watch, wineglass in hand, and raise a cheer every time Corporal Jones utters one of his two catch-phrases: 'Don't panic' and 'They don't like it up'em'. This, I feel, is the balanced way ahead.