16 February 2009

Bishopesses and Bishops

Fr Giles, on his blog onetimothyfour uses this term. I am told that it is regarded as politically incorrect. I suggest as an alternative which can offend no-one the word episcopussies.

So Linz is not to get Mgr Wagner as assistant bishop.
The RC Church is getting increasingly autocratic and paranoid about dissent. Just like when the Inquisition was in operation. Except that it's now the heretics who appear to hold the whip.

I had wondered whether The auxiliary Bishop of Linz might do nicely in a Limerick competition. (Older readers will recall Mgr Ronnie Knox and Vermont).

10 comments:

  1. My apologies for the following:

    The auxiliary bishop of Linz
    had been dropping some heavenly hints
    on the wrath of th’Almighty
    if you don’t wear your nightie
    in the fleshpots of damn’d New Orleans

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  2. Puts me in mind of this marvelous Gilbert/Sullivan parody:

    http://www.firstthings.com/article.php3?id_article=5504

    Have fun!!

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  3. The Auxiliary Bishop of Linth
    If appointed will stand on a plinth
    As the choice of new mitres
    Not linked to gauleiters
    Is harder than anyone thinkth

    (My name is Manuel - I am from Barthelona.)

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  4. I know my German is terrible, so apologies in advance if this is gibberish:

    Der Auxiliarbischof von Linz
    Regiert keine Kirchenprovinz.
    Seine geistliche Führung
    Entfacht viele Rührung;
    Er wird nie der Kirche ein Prinz.

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  5. Flaminica/ae is more bon ton, bon genre, if I do say so myself, while at the same time stigmatizing what they are for the heretical conceit that they are.

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  6. There once was a bishop pf Linz
    who said, and I quote, "For two pins
    I'll call down from heaven
    a wind, at eleven,
    and by noon we will only have saints."

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  7. There once was a bishop from Nantucket,

    On second thought, I better not go there.

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  8. There once was a bishop of Linz
    Who committed only venial sinz
    As well as commizzion
    There were sinz of omizzion
    And counting of angels on pinz.

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  9. An inordinate hatred of Chintz
    Distinguished the Bishop of Linz.
    He was once heard to say
    (at an auto da fe),
    'Those colours: they just make one wince!'

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  10. The auxiliary bishop of Linz
    Hasn't been heard of since
    Austria said "please,
    we'll get down on our knees,
    we just cannot stand his two-cents."

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