The Dawker, God bless his little cotton socks, has described the Holy Father as a leering villain in a frock.
This is super stuff and much to be encouraged. Could somebody whisper to him that Osama bin Laden and most of our terrorist supremoes (supremi?) wear frocks? It would be good to elicit from him yet more such beautifully subtle and intellectual rhetoric on frock-wearers. The BBC World Service could then disseminate his wisdom in the relevant areas of the globe, like Afghanistan and the Shind Valley.
What we need, as an addition to the Rainbow Diversity of our culture, is a flourishing Bomb The Dawker movement.